Now Playing
Leicester Square Theatre
6 Leicester Place WC2H 7BX
August 4th – 29th (Wed. – Sat.)
8:45PM Sun 4PM
Box Office – 0844 847 2475
Tickets – £10/12
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Written by William Whitehurst
Directed by Andy McQuade assisted by Kim Moakes
Featuring Jonathan Hansler, Peter Glover and Ewa Jaworski
Designed by Nika Khitrova
Lighting by Anna Sbokou
Muses are not easy things to have around…especially when they appear in the form of an assy, brassy Texas cowgirl so starved for sex she molests dwarves, sucks the fingers of perfect strangers and incites stray dogs to gather in the street. What’s a tough-guy writer from Chicago to do? Jump out the window of his fancy Paris hotel room, of course. Only this girl can always do him one better…
