var texts = new Array(
"“Utterly mesmeric...
a lean, mean,
fully loaded missile”
The Times",
"“Real theatre...
not just saccharine
entertainment”
British Theatre Guide",
"“Fringe theatre
at its finest”
The Morning Star",
"“Feels like Theatre
is punching you
between the eyes”
remotegoat",
"“Daring
and adventurous”
Camden New Journal",
"“a brilliant play
an outstanding performance
and definitely a must see”
Scene 4 Magazine",
"“The ‘can't miss’
production.”
The New York Sun",
"“You won't find a
more engrossing
Fringe show”
Minneapolis
Pioneer Express",
"“Second Skin...
currently wowing
audiences...”
MyVillage",
"“Provocative and
immensely
compelling”
Angliya - Russian Weekly",
"“Mad, bad and dangerous, too”
remotegoat");